sitcorn:

doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying

8 hours ago with 30,635 notes / via: dylansoobriens source: sitcorn
lol - tp - why -

(Source: kanyewesticle)

8 hours ago with 303,599 notes / via: wearejustreflections source: kanyewesticle
lol - me - texts -

razorshapes:

Frank Bohbot

8 hours ago with 509 notes / via: malisandre source: razorshapes
beautiful -

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

9 hours ago with 99,965 notes / via: wearejustreflections source: kevinkinky-
probably - tp -

iceparty:

My wish came true

(Source: tfm-intern)

9 hours ago with 188,669 notes / via: fake-mermaid source: tfm-intern
omg - texts -

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

9 hours ago with 36,628 notes / via: grantire source: pyramidslayer
omfg -

(Source: pinkcookiedimples)

9 hours ago with 73,968 notes / via: burdseed source: pinkcookiedimples
me - tm - texts -

I want to kiss you. I want to take your face in my hands and pull your lips to mine. I want to push in to your body with so much passion that it leaves you breathless. I want to taste you. I want to run my hands through the back of your hair and down to your waist. I want to feel your heartbeat against mine. I want to overwhelm you with my kiss. I want to lightly bite your lip after pressing against it. Soft. Hard. Back to soft. Back to hard. I want to feel you smile against my lips. I want to feel your skin beneath my fingertips. I want to kiss you with such intensity that once we finish, you’re left gasping, eyes closed, lips still moving in rhythm. I want to show you how much I want you.

(Source: likecatchingfire)

21 hours ago with 36,032 notes / via: brittanysnoww source: likecatchingfire
m -

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

21 hours ago with 38,059 notes / via: gendrybaratheon source: lusilly
hp - tru - actually probably - true - tp -

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev)

21 hours ago with 533,244 notes / via: letmepetyouranimals source: raduyev
himym - bless - best -
Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.

1 day ago with 90,286 notes / via: eurydce source: khaleesi-lifts
shit - quotes -

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

1 day ago with 265,443 notes / via: robert-downey-jesus source: deadcyberbitch
omg - hp - tp -

(Source: andrewbelami)

1 day ago with 44,030 notes / via: lucithor source: andrewbelami
texts - I -
1 day ago with 300,480 notes / via: youmustnotknowfashion source: foreveralone-lyguy
omg - emmaw - rupertg - hp -

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

1 day ago with 296,806 notes / via: youmustnotknowfashion source: barbiefart-deactivated20140417
me -